You thought I had gone off with some other guy.

You were jealous

and wanted me to feel how you were feeling.

Except that doesn’t make sense because what 

would it have accomplished

aside from taking your ego 

on a nice round-trip?

Did you intend to tell people 

about your make-out session?

Did you want me 

to feel disgusted?

Because if that was it, your goal has been met.

Find your list with the box 

where you can add a tiny tick.