alternate me

I refuse to say sorry, even when I’ve done wrong

I suck at adaptability and sadly I lack empathy

I am super patient and the most insecure person you’ll ever know

I’m inartistic & inarticulate

With zero interests and questionable morals

I hardly ever get irritated and I am extremely humble

Gotta admit to being disloyal

Am I an open book? 

Please, I’m locked from the inside

Ain’t nobody gonna be getting the key anytime

I hardly ever use the word “like”

I’ve never once snacked late at night

When approached I tend to get real shy

I hate reading, I enjoy waking up early

I think that’s all you need to know about me