You are a toxic bitch. 

Stop bragging about playing both sides. 

It isn’t funny, cool, or impressive.

I am not alone in finding it annoying.

There are already three of us in on this

shit and we are in deep enough so

please help us out by staying out of

our business. It is different

when you have been 

confided in but you do not need 

to actively get involved. You can listen

but since you are not actually affected, 

respectfully, 

shut up.